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Top 10 Metrosexual Celebrities

According to Wikipaedia, metrosexuals are described as: heterosexual men with a serious concern for their physical appearance, or whose lifestyles display attributes stereotypically seen amongst gay men. And for sure, Hollywood is the perfect breeding ground for the ‘met’ community, and here we compile the list of the world’s top 10 metrosexual celebs in no particular order:

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt

When he isn’t adopting Third World kids with his wife, Pitt makes a fine living having unbelievably rock-hard abs and a somewhat chiselled face for a bloke of his years – he’s in his later 40s!. And by the way, did you see him in that Fight Club? Before you knew it, underground fighting was made a true spectator sport for a host of reasons.

Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman

One odd thing about Hugh Jack man is that he’s widely known for playing Wolverine, a booze swilling man who would stab absolutely anyone looking at him sideways. You then see him in TV interviews or in his famous role as Peter Allen in the famous show Boy From Oz. Sorry dude, but you ain’t fooling nobody no more. We all know you spend most of your grooming time singing and singing bloody well for that matter.

Johnny Depp

Johny Depp

Whenever he appears on the red carpet, Johny Depp looks like a hybrid of the classic metrosexual and the homeless guy. Well, he’s just trying to hide his pretty face nature with some weird facial hair but you just know full well that he spends an hour or two on it every morning. And for that reason alone Johny,you will always remain a beacon of the metrosexual lifestyle. Oh and of course Jack Sparrow, ’nuff said!

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

We ain’t sure if you’ve seen the commercial for the recent ABA show that Kutcher produced. He’s just strutting down a huge hallway like a pretty model on the runway. Ashton Kutcher is all about the lovely hair which is possibly how he landed the gorgeous Demi Moore. Whatever you like to say about the masculinity of the metrosexual, he did land the queen of all cougars indeed!

Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest

This bloke has to bleach his teeth at the very least once a day. Although I suppose when your primary talent is hosting stuff, the better you look, the easier it is for you to distract the audience from the ongoing real talent. One question though: does he still frost his hair?

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

In Brokeback mountain, Jake was much manlier than he is in real life. He’s got that brooding theatre man look who everyone knows ignored the birds in college to learn a few lines for the drama production. Now he’s fully grown up and the sort of bloke all theatre guys aspire to become – good looking, deep and most of all talented. Persona hardly comes naturally. It does take years of practice and tonnes of work.

David Beckham

David Beckham

How has he even have the time to be a football star when he spends so much time sprucing himself up so he looks prettier than Posh Spice? He’s certainly the quintessential metro bloke and most women and a load of men ain’t complaining about that either.

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom

He really did hit it big playing an elven archer and then showed the whole world his well-conditioned  curly brown locks. To this day, the debate still rumbles on as who is fitter in the Pirates films, Bloom or Johny Depp. In fact, I’m now thinking of writing my master’s thesis on this subject!

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds

From a young pretty boy on Two Guys to Van Wilder to Hannibal the King in Blade, Reynolds just seem unable to escape his naturally feminine and soft look. Perhaps it’s down to that sweet funny bloke attitude or just the fact his hair is always in that messy spiky style. Even buffed up with weird facial hair, Ryan never looks like he’s worked a day in his whole bloody life!

Zac Efron

Zac Efron

Quick – name a film in which Zac Efron doesn’t play a pretty boy singing to the lovely girl of his affection. I bet you couldn’t think of none. Oh and have you seen that wicked hair? An ordinary man surely can’t do that with his hair. I’ve tried, for a couple of hours.

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