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Rubbing Against Females on a Subway

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Reader Questions

For the Experts

Jacques (37) from Montreal, Quebec asks:

“I ride the subway to work everyday and sometimes it’s really crowded. I use the opportunity to rub up against female riders. Is that wrong?”

Jacques, you belong in a kennel. Do they have those there in Montreal? If so, check in and get yourself neutered well you’re there.

Chad Steel PanelBeen there done that, in fact still doing it.

I also find crowded Shopping Center lines at Christmas good, rock concerts and even copped me a little feel recently in the audience at the Ellen show.

Hmm, the subway you say, never thought of that ………oh and um yes,

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