Rubbing Against Females on a Subway
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Jacques (37) from Montreal, Quebec asks:
“I ride the subway to work everyday and sometimes it’s really crowded. I use the opportunity to rub up against female riders. Is that wrong?”
I also find crowded Shopping Center lines at Christmas good, rock concerts and even copped me a little feel recently in the audience at the Ellen show.