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Rubbing Against Females on a Subway

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Lucy Storm

Lucy Storm

Lucy is a former NFL Cheerleader and professional stage dancer. She currently enjoys a huge following as a dating advice columnist for a major newspaper syndicate and appears regularly on an assortment of TV Talk Shows

Professor Nigel Hawthorn

Professor Nigel Hawthorn

The Professor is an expert in ancient tribal sexual rituals and communication. He will offer unique historical insights into the human condition as relates to the theory of modern day relationships.

Chad Steel

Chad Steel

Chad is a former semi pro athlete and now casting director for a Blockbuster Hollywood Motion Picture Studio. Chad is a self proclaimed expert on the art of the pickup and all matters related to women.

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Reader Questions

For the Experts

Jacques (37) from Montreal, Quebec asks:

“I ride the subway to work everyday and sometimes it’s really crowded. I use the opportunity to rub up against female riders. Is that wrong?”

Jacques, you belong in a kennel. Do they have those there in Montreal? If so, check in and get yourself neutered well you’re there.

Chad Steel PanelBeen there done that, in fact still doing it.

I also find crowded Shopping Center lines at Christmas good, rock concerts and even copped me a little feel recently in the audience at the Ellen show.

Hmm, the subway you say, never thought of that ………oh and um yes,

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