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Are Foreign Men Smaller

DISCLAIMER: The dating information contained within this column is meant for social enlightenment only, any misuse or misinterpretation of the advanced dating techniques described herein is solely the reader’s responsibility. The self proclaimed experts here do not accept any legal responsibility for empowering the reader with techniques known only up to this point by a select handful of international professional daters.

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Lucy Storm

Lucy Storm

Lucy is a former NFL Cheerleader and professional stage dancer. She currently enjoys a huge following as a dating advice columnist for a major newspaper syndicate and appears regularly on an assortment of TV Talk Shows

Professor Nigel Hawthorn

Professor Nigel Hawthorn

The Professor is an expert in ancient tribal sexual rituals and communication. He will offer unique historical insights into the human condition as relates to the theory of modern day relationships.

Chad Steel

Chad Steel

Chad is a former semi pro athlete and now casting director for a Blockbuster Hollywood Motion Picture Studio. Chad is a self proclaimed expert on the art of the pickup and all matters related to women.

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Reader Questions

For the Experts

Heinz (32) from Frankfurt, Germany, asks:

My girlfriend, who happens to be French, recently, saw a research study on the internet that said by nationality German males had the smallest “Spaetzle” (that’s a male love club by the way or I guess in my case a love toothpick).

Anyhow, now every time we make love she smiles at me and says, “It’s okay, it’s not your fault, after all you’re German”. This is driving me crazy.

You guys and the size of your toys again. Heinz, I don’t know what to tell you, the research is correct.

Chad Steel PanelHeinz , sorry I got nothing for you buddy, but in a related story I went out with a German girl once and she thought I was huge ( if you know what I mean) .

I guess it’s all relative.

A small wiener schnitzel is it? Well you may just have to settle for stroganoff.

Get it? Hehe!, I made a joke.

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