Are Foreign Men Smaller
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Heinz (32) from Frankfurt, Germany, asks:
My girlfriend, who happens to be French, recently, saw a research study on the internet that said by nationality German males had the smallest “Spaetzle” (that’s a male love club by the way or I guess in my case a love toothpick).
Anyhow, now every time we make love she smiles at me and says, “It’s okay, it’s not your fault, after all you’re German”. This is driving me crazy.
I guess it’s all relative.
Get it? Hehe!, I made a joke.