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Are Foreign Men Smaller

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Reader Questions

For the Experts

Heinz (32) from Frankfurt, Germany, asks:

My girlfriend, who happens to be French, recently, saw a research study on the internet that said by nationality German males had the smallest “Spaetzle” (that’s a male love club by the way or I guess in my case a love toothpick).

Anyhow, now every time we make love she smiles at me and says, “It’s okay, it’s not your fault, after all you’re German”. This is driving me crazy.

You guys and the size of your toys again. Heinz, I don’t know what to tell you, the research is correct.

Chad Steel PanelHeinz , sorry I got nothing for you buddy, but in a related story I went out with a German girl once and she thought I was huge ( if you know what I mean) .

I guess it’s all relative.

A small wiener schnitzel is it? Well you may just have to settle for stroganoff.

Get it? Hehe!, I made a joke.

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